Thursday, October 4, 2012

PTA's Believe It Or Not 4.0


Over the summer, I’ve been noting strange signs, strange items scattered around town. It’s still difficult to draw a conclusion, but the evidence suggests that there is more to this town than meets the eye.
 
It might be aliens.


In fact, some of the contraptions look rather like alien constructions. Oddly-shaped bodies, long necks, beady eyes?

Check, check, and check.


You had better watch out for this one, because it certainly is watching you.


I've also discovered headless monsters, and others of a different sort entirely.

 

Those are perhaps the hardest to explain. Any guesses?

 

What, for example, is this thing? It looks like a rusty heap of scrap metal, but surely it is something more...something odd, mysterious, mystifying, and, well, mysterious.

 

And who exactly, may I ask, left this laying around? According to the label, it's a telephone box, but can you really be sure? Especially when it's just sitting out in the woods like this? I wonder which phone line it uses.

The invasion seems friendly for the most part, with only a few suspicious-looking items.


Not to worry, though. I've found the prototype for the original Millennium Falcon.


It might be a bit rusty, and in need of repair, but no worse than any other bucket of bolts you might find out here. I'm sure someone can fix it up, if the hyperdrive isn't too badly damaged.

Where do they all come from you ask? Through the portal of course…



So, aliens or not, I've decided that it's time to head home. Less than two weeks now!
 

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